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This computer programmer called a janitor the other day to see what he could do about his dingy linoleum floor. The janitor said he would have been happy to loan him a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it. The programmer told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time he had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error.
I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." I said, "I think my cock tastes funny..."
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two CIA agents fall in love and decide to get married. At the marriage ceremony the preacher asks "Do you Hank take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife ? " The guy responds " Sorry Sir, that is classified information."
Have A Beer <object style="height: 344px; width: 425px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3GJLooq533M"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3GJLooq533M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></object>