Jokes 2

Looks Like Obama just got back from an Aerial Tour of Jackson Hole, Wyoming and Crawford, Texas. . . . .

 

Al Gore's got a new video out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZrhG2iT3H0

OK, not so new. But pretty good anyway.

 

A slut: A woman with the morals of a man.

 

I wrote this haiku for my ex.



All good haikus have
seven syllables then five
but who cares you whore.

 

oh boy is this funny.



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The five stages of grieving when the wife dies.

Denial - "I didn't do it."
Anger - "The bitch made me do it."
Bargaining - "I'll give you anything if you just let me go."
Depression - "Oh fuck, I'm going to be someone's bitch in prison."
Acceptance - "At least I'll still be getting laid."

 

I just recieved the results of my chemistry exam.

The question was "what is copper nitrate"?

I guess "it is what a policeman earns when he works the night shift" wasn't the correct answer.

 

My penis is not big enough for my wife.

The tatooist ran out of space after the 'w'.

 

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Pain right in the ass. GS hunkers down against the media there goes all the good calls they made. Probably be a long time before they make any market predictions.