So much hoops over the weekend. I was watching a mens game and the coach yelled at his players on defense "man-u-ball"! The players grimaced and got down to business on d. Then I watched a girls game and the coach started yelling at them "man-ball-u"! They didn't seem to mind the coach yelling at them.
from THE ONION, some alternate health care bills: "Alternate Health Care Bills In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concocted their own health care reform bills. Here are some provisions of the top contenders: * Hoyer-Larson Bill: All 45 million uninsured Americans would be guaranteed medical care, all of it provided by Dr. Tom Janicak of Houston, TX * Melancon-Cooper Bill: Would create a low-cost government-administered health insurance plan, but would prohibit anyone from buying into it * Griffith-Cantor Bill: Low-income families would be allowed to huddle outside hospital windows in the cold and look at wealthier families receiving care * Hutchinson-Snowe Bill: Children insured on a cuteness scale * Murray-Menendez Bill: Doctors only allowed to mention giving birth as a viable alternative after providing counseling on the many different ways one can have an abortion. * Luetkemeyer-Fortenberry Bill: They just liked the way their names looked together, and this seemed like the most high-profile opportunity to put it out there * Grayson Bill: Rep. Alan Grayson will personally punch in the face any insurance executive who turns down a valid claim * Blookross-Feiser Bill: Although no one is exactly sure who these two shadowy congressmen are, their bill would mandate a twofold increase in insurance premiums and force patients to buy name-brand drugs
Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory. Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it.
The George W. Bush administration "arguably was the least fiscally responsible in history," Walker says, based on the swing in the federal budget from a $230 billion surplus in 2000 to a $1.2 trillion deficit in 2008. ----------------------- "But the jury is out on the current administration," he says. "The numbers are shocking. Mnnnnn..what jury is he talking about? The jury that doesn't want to miss work. Um yup sorry, I can't help ya here with jury duty, I don't want to miss going to work. ("The numbers are shocking".. Goes to show you what a pussy he is,)
The U.S. government releases March non-farm payrolls data on Friday, although markets will be closed for the Good Friday holiday. Thank God for that.
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."