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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. It's said that sex is the best exercise. Judging by the strength of my wrist and forearm, I tend to agree.
     
    #6911     Mar 21, 2010
  2. NoDoji

    NoDoji

    #6912     Mar 21, 2010
  3. This is not Ha Ha funny, but I just thought it's pretty cool how the guy use chatroulette in his concert.

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    #6913     Mar 21, 2010
  4. Humpy

    Humpy

    So the Health Care bill got through last night !

    Damn - I feel better already and I'm not even American

    :D
     
    #6914     Mar 22, 2010
  5. White House Says Stimulus Plan Boosting Tax Refunds
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    Meanwhile back at the ranch, states are delaying refunds.

    In other health care news...

    Illegals will not be denied health care but under no circumstances can they work in the US.

    You know what makes this country great? People keep trying, saner heads would have given up long ago.
     
    #6915     Mar 22, 2010
  6. My wife says she gonna leave me because im a compulsive liar.

    she sure is gonna miss my big cock.
     
    #6916     Mar 22, 2010
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Jon's Financial Take

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    :) :) :)
     
    #6917     Mar 22, 2010
  8. TGregg

    TGregg

    I stopped at a new Chinese place for lunch yesterday. Soup of the day? Cream of Sum Yung Gui.

    :(
     
    #6918     Mar 22, 2010
  9. One of my oldest daughters chore is take the garbage can to the end of the road for pick up. She has a part time job and yesterday she offered me 2 bucks to do it for her.

    I thought about it an said 'Alright, I'll take the two bucks and do it"

    Later at dinner, she told me that she offered her younger sister 3 dollars to take the garbage out but she refused to do it for 3 dollars.

    Oh vey!!!

    I think the younger one is a Democrat. What she doing in my house? :D :D :D
     
    #6919     Mar 22, 2010
  10. fhl

    fhl

    I had to fire my masseuse this weekend. She was exceptionally good looking, but she just rubbed me the wrong way.
     
    #6920     Mar 22, 2010