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How Long Ago Was It Just Camels And Sand? A Saudi Prince goes to a college in Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad: "This town is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school every morning with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers and fellow students travel by train..." Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a fifty million euro check saying: "Stop interrupting my work and embarrassing us! Go and get yourself a train too!"
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Spider Dad! Spider Dad! Does whatever a spider dad.. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798&paged=15
A man misses his dead Father and decides to contact him in a seance. Hello Dad. Hello Son,how are things going for you? Well,I found a way to make money from the financial markets! God bless you Son! I knew there were some brains in there somewhere! Yes! and I'm going on bulletin boards to share it with everyone! @#%^ ! There ain't no way you came from my loins,Boy!
Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science. The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
BBC News " Man assaults female police officer with penis" in Scotland. I didnt know lady gaga had moved.
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