Seriously, I remember awhile ago about this old homeless guy in China. He actually committed crimes just to go to jail again and again for the shelter and the foods!
A homosexual decides to go to the dentist for an exam. He knows a dentist from his homosexual circles,so he sets up an appointment with him. The dentist tells the patient, "you know, you have the whitest teeth I have ever Come across".
There's an old one that talks about how vice arrested a gay couple at the china factory. Seems one was giving the other his head on a platter.
I wish atheists went door-to-door like other beliefs did. Knock knock, STOP BELIEVING IN STUFF! ,thank you and goodbye.