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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. This just in from housing czar Bernie Madoff.

    1) We're spending tens of billions of dollars on a tax credit to get people to purchase homes.

    2) We're spending federal money to keep them in their homes through the modification program.

    3) And now we're going to pay them to move out of their homes.
     
    #6811     Mar 8, 2010
  2. THIS SHIT IS WHACK - This situation is not correct. The President's mind cannot articulate a situation from a bowel movement.
     
    #6812     Mar 8, 2010
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    After She Learns, This Guy Will Be In Trouble

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    :) :) :)
     
    #6813     Mar 9, 2010
  4. I'm at a disadvantage. You tube won't play. TW is coming out, said I have a messed up signal (not sure if that is the case) last week you tube worked for about an hour, before and after though the screen is black. Other video sites play fine.
     
    #6814     Mar 9, 2010
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Can you see this? It's even funnier...

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    :) :) :)
     
    #6815     Mar 9, 2010
  6. Watching a video buffer is not funny.:D
     
    #6816     Mar 9, 2010
  7. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/1267053202_bike_stoppie.gif?w=335&h=228" />
     
    #6817     Mar 9, 2010
  8. Hate mixing spritual matters and politics, but, this one is just too full of some kind of "truth" to ignore. . . .


    PSALM 2010

    Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
    He leadeth me beside the still factories.
    He restoreth my faith in the Republican party..
    He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
    I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
    He has anointed my income with taxes,
    My expenses runneth over.
    Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
    And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
    I am glad I am American,
    I am glad that I am free.

    But I wish I was a dog .....

    And Obama was a tree
     
    #6818     Mar 9, 2010
  9. TGregg

    TGregg

    Courtesy of http://IMAO.US

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    Free rock (note this is not a toy)!
     
    #6819     Mar 9, 2010
  10. fhl

    fhl

    Lincoln and Obama

    "Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer."
     
    #6820     Mar 10, 2010