you got conned, my friend! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit False etymology A popular belief is that the word shit originated as an acronym for "Ship High In Transit", referring to the apparent need to stow manure well above the water line when transporting it by ship. This has been shown to be a myth.[2][3]
You're both wrong. In the 1800's, cow pie's were collected on the prarie and boxed and loaded on steam ships to burn instead of wood. Wood was not only hard to find, but heavy to move around and store. When the boxes of cow pie's were in the sun for days on board the ships, they would smell bad. So when the manure was boxed up, they stamped the outside of the box, S.H.I.T....which means Sure Happpy It's Thursday. When people came aboard the ship and said,"Oh what is that smell!" They were told it was shit. That is where the saying came from...It smells like shit!
Oldie...one day Mickey mouse fell in a lion pit in the forest ,Dumbo ,walking along, heard his cry for help, lowered his shlong into the pit and mickey walked up and out, a few weeks later Dumbo fell into a similar pit, Micket heard his cry for help and went to the parking lot, grabbed a rope, backed his Mercedes up to the hole, tossed Dumbo the rope, tied it to his car and pulled him out, moral of the story, you don't need a big dick, if you own a mercedes
There's a paki, a englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go threw the tunnel and they hear some one get slapped. The blonde girl thinks the paki has felt the granny and slapped the paki and the granny thought that about the blonde girl and the englishman thought I can't wait until another tunnel so I can hit that paki bastard again.
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There is a real, honest injun company called HoMedics. Spelled and capitializied just like that. Ho Medics. LOL. I wonder if Ho Medics are cheaper than Pro Medics?
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What's the difference between a smart and shrewd investor and a not so smart and shrewd investor? A smart and shrewd investor loses a whole lot of money, a not so smart and shrewd investor wipes out. (not sure who originally said that)