Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. pervert

    pervert

    you got conned, my friend! :D

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit

    False etymology
    A popular belief is that the word shit originated as an acronym for "Ship High In Transit", referring to the apparent need to stow manure well above the water line when transporting it by ship. This has been shown to be a myth.[2][3]

     
    #6771     Mar 4, 2010
  2. You're both wrong. :D

    In the 1800's, cow pie's were collected on the prarie and boxed and loaded on steam ships to burn instead of wood. Wood was not only hard to find, but heavy to move around and store.

    When the boxes of cow pie's were in the sun for days on board the ships, they would smell bad. So when the manure was boxed up, they stamped the outside of the box, S.H.I.T....which means Sure Happpy It's Thursday.

    When people came aboard the ship and said,"Oh what is that smell!" They were told it was shit.

    That is where the saying came from...It smells like shit! :)
     
    #6772     Mar 4, 2010
  3. ammo

    ammo

    Oldie...one day Mickey mouse fell in a lion pit in the forest ,Dumbo ,walking along, heard his cry for help, lowered his shlong into the pit and mickey walked up and out, a few weeks later Dumbo fell into a similar pit, Micket heard his cry for help and went to the parking lot, grabbed a rope, backed his Mercedes up to the hole, tossed Dumbo the rope, tied it to his car and pulled him out, moral of the story, you don't need a big dick, if you own a mercedes
     
    #6773     Mar 4, 2010
  4. fhl

    fhl

    There's a paki, a englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go threw the tunnel and they hear some one get
    slapped. The blonde girl thinks the paki has felt the granny and slapped the paki and the granny thought that about the
    blonde girl and the englishman thought I can't wait until another tunnel so I can hit that paki bastard again.
     
    #6774     Mar 4, 2010
  5. ammo

    ammo

    family foto
     
    #6775     Mar 4, 2010
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

  7. Yannis

    Yannis

  8. TGregg

    TGregg

    There is a real, honest injun company called HoMedics. Spelled and capitializied just like that.

    Ho Medics.

    LOL.

    I wonder if Ho Medics are cheaper than Pro Medics?
     
    #6778     Mar 4, 2010
  9. TGregg

    TGregg

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    #6779     Mar 4, 2010
  10. What's the difference between a smart and shrewd investor and a not so smart and shrewd investor?

    A smart and shrewd investor loses a whole lot of money, a not so smart and shrewd investor wipes out.

    (not sure who originally said that)
     
    #6780     Mar 4, 2010