I was walking past my neighbours white van that was covered in dirt and someone has wrote on it, "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van." I couldn't help myself from writing, " She is... When your at work."
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Looks like it has split hooves and it chews the cud. That can only mean one thing. Fire up the grill.
So I get an email from the clerk that a package has arrived at the desk for me. I'm carrying some stuff through the lobby and I stop by the desk to talk to the clerk. With two things on order (a pair of surge protectors and a big piece of furniture) I'm not sure which has arrived. So I ask the girl "How big is my package?" And she says "It's pretty small."