Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. I made a list of things to do before I die:

    1. Shout for help...

    (so far this all I got)
     
    #6691     Feb 23, 2010
  2. fhl

    fhl

    Q: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the specialist in contextually indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?

    A: The other one.
     
    #6692     Feb 23, 2010
  3. To accomplish these goals, we establish departments, standards, workflows and procedures and employ a specialist in contextually indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategie that enable us to provide a consistently high level of service to our customers.
     
    #6693     Feb 23, 2010
  4. I crack myself up.:D

    C'mon, give me another "word" to use in a sentence.
     
    #6694     Feb 23, 2010
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    How about: chat, chitchat, colloquy, confab, confabulation, consultation, conversation, discussion, talk, tête-è-tête? :)
     
    #6695     Feb 23, 2010
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    The Correct Answer

    Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and then another 2, and then 2 more, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Seven Sir
    Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Seven
    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Six.
    Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Seven!!!
    Teacher: Where the %%$$&&** do you get seven from?!?!?
    Johnny: Because I %%&&**## already have 1 at home!!!

    :) :) :)
     
    #6696     Feb 23, 2010
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

  8. FredBloggs

    FredBloggs Guest

    q: my nextdoor neighbour is an asshole, and my best friend is a prick. what am i?

    a: a cunt

    :D
     
    #6698     Feb 23, 2010
  9. fhl

    fhl

    Patient: “I can’t decide whether to slash my wrists, or blow my brains out.”

    Psychiatrist: “You have difficulty making decisions.”
     
    #6699     Feb 23, 2010
  10. FredBloggs

    FredBloggs Guest

    #6700     Feb 23, 2010