Q: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the specialist in contextually indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies? A: The other one.
To accomplish these goals, we establish departments, standards, workflows and procedures and employ a specialist in contextually indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategie that enable us to provide a consistently high level of service to our customers.
How about: chat, chitchat, colloquy, confab, confabulation, consultation, conversation, discussion, talk, tête-è-tête?
The Correct Answer Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and then another 2, and then 2 more, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven!!! Teacher: Where the %%$$&&** do you get seven from?!?!? Johnny: Because I %%&&**## already have 1 at home!!!
Patient: âI canât decide whether to slash my wrists, or blow my brains out.â Psychiatrist: âYou have difficulty making decisions.â
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