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And they literally crucified him for it.

 

Good Answer

A tourist stopped an elderly man and asked: “what's the quickest way to the lake?
The local thought for a while. “Let me see... are you walking or driving?”
“I’m driving.”
“Yes, that's the quickest way!”

 

I was sitting in an Italian restaurant after waiting forty minutes for my dessert, and then the waiter came over with a slight erection and a small chocolate bar on a tray.

To be honest I regretted ordering the semifreddo.

 

I met this girl and got her back to my place and we started fucking. I think she was schizophrenic though because she kept saying, "stick that big cock in that tight little pussy. I have no idea who she was talking to, there was only us two there.

 

She obviously thought you were a very unusual person, Hermie.

 

You mean there was no animal in the house? :eek:

 

'Ask Warren Buffett' on Squawk Box: Send Us Your Questions Here.

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After much thought, the question I sent in:

"Warren old buddy old pal, will you put me in your will?"

 

Now if we could ask Charlie Munger (the old geezer from basicland) a question. Here goes:

"Dad, is that you?"

Never know how good his memory is.

 

Now that I'm thinking about it. Maybe when Hank Paulson asked Pelosi for the tarp funds she should have asked Hank if he'd like to thumb wrestle for it.