Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. My wife has started using clay facials with cucumber slices over her eyes and her hair in rollers.

    It helps, but I can still tell it's her.
     
    #6661     Feb 17, 2010
  2. News: Consumer prices excluding food and energy fall.

    Isn't that dam skippy, an affordable price on that expensive soup bowl I always wanted.
     
    #6663     Feb 19, 2010
  3. #6664     Feb 19, 2010
  4. c'mon, if you spent your last dime for a "happy ending" I'm not sure I'd like to be brought back to life. Give me eros or give me death, wtf (forgot who said that). Suicide by pussy, booyah!!!
     
    #6665     Feb 19, 2010
  5. FredBloggs

    FredBloggs Guest

    i went to a nightclub last night. i dont mind saying, but i was dressed to kill!..... beard, sandals, turban, back pack.....
     
    #6666     Feb 19, 2010
  6. Why did the Pope cross the road?

    He crosses everything.
     
    #6667     Feb 19, 2010
  7. Stealing this one.

    Http://www.instantrimshot.com
     
    #6668     Feb 19, 2010
  8. "According to the British Heart Foundation: "Modern defibrillators are becoming increasingly quick and easy for the lay person to use, "

    Shouldn't that be the" lay person on the laid person?"
     
    #6669     Feb 19, 2010
  9. When my wife gets out the bath and stands before the mirror, she faces the same problem that all muderers face:

    What the hell do you do with the body?
     
    #6670     Feb 19, 2010