It took the Division of Motor Vehicles 6 months to figure out and revoke this lady's personalised license plate: 3M TA3
I'm more of a "Fine Beer" drinker (most any beer is fine enough), but for those of you with exquisite taste and the budgets to match:
The vice president said "the reason why there was so much emphasis on health care wasn't just that people who don't have it need it, and those who have it have to keep it." He said the aim was "to affect the long-term debt." ------------------ There ya go. [edit] Who knew. I didn't and I read the news.
A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?" "1956," was his reply. "No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Major, you need to get out more!" "I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch, "It's only 2014 now."
I was in the country walking up and down hills when I noticed in the distance that a herd of cattle were all lying down. "It looks like it's going to rain," I said to a passing farmer. "Thank fuck for that," he answered. "It'll wash all those dead cows off the side of my hill."