A plumber and his apprentice pay a visit to a manhole requiring their attention. The plumber goes down the manhole, and the apprentice stays above with the toolbox. The plumber asks for wrench #3, and the apprentice puts the wrench into his hand. 2 minutes pass. âWrench #5!â The apprentice finds the wrench and passes it to the plumber. 5 more minutes. âWrench #6!â The plumber is given that, takes a couple more minutes and finally comes out. The plumber comes out with his arms covered with excrement. He slowly sweeps his right hand over his left arm, then the left hand over the right arm, shakes his hands and reaches for something to wipe them with. And to the apprentice he says: âWatch and learn, son, or youâll just be passing wrenches for the rest of your lifeâ.
No Laughing Matter My 16 year old daughter told me this morning that she got a 2,350 on her SAT exam, and I haven't stopped smiling ever since. She must be getting her smarts from her mother, what else?
Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Luella, was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition and Luella has been charged with a Misdewiener.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.