Jokes 2

'Black Swan' Author Nassim Taleb: "Buffet is for those folks who don't have the balls to like the Dead, but wish they could have the experience."

 

Randy Johnson retires from baseball.

Drats!

I used to love attending his games just so I could write KKK all over the score sheet.

 

Apple/Day...

While visiting a friend in the hospital a young man noticed several pretty nurses wearing pins that looked like apples.
“What's with the pins?” he asked one of them.
“Oh! Nothing,” she smiled. “Just to keep the doctors away...”

 

We sent Scott Brown to DC on Thursday and by the weekend hell really had frozen over.

 

LOL! How true

 

Com'n guys this is funny


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The Catch & Release Program:

The US Gov have decided to go soft on terrorists. The latest is to give them $50, a scrap car and a two minute head start.

For some reason this seems to be popular with the watching Navy crewmen.