Don't Look for a "Magical" Investment Stick with what worked in the past. Nothing. (GM, homeownership, children will get a good job and take care of you)
Consider Starting a Side Business. C'mon guys we can mow each others lawn. This is proven economic theory known as stepped in dogshit. I'll post a link later.
Two economists were walking down the street one day when they passed two large piles of dog shit. The first economist said to the other, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat one of those piles of shit." The second one agrees and chooses one of the piles and eats it. The first economist pays him his $20,000. Then the second economist says, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat the other pile of shit." The first one says okay, and eats the shit. The second economist pays him the $20,000. They resume walking down the street. After a while, the second economist says, "You know, I don't feel very good. We both have the same amount of money as when we started. The only difference is we've both eaten shit." The first economist says: "Ah, but you're ignoring the fact that we've engaged in $40,000 worth of trade!"
How come my Mrs will spend a fortune on Pantene for her hair which looks just like jizz but if I accidentally cum in her hair she goes mental.
Was either of these two bright fellows aware of the fact that the IRS was taping the whole incident and they now owe up to $10,000 each in Federal and State taxes?