Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #6531     Jan 31, 2010
  2. TGregg

    TGregg

    Dat's sum fyne spelin rite dare, dat ez. LOL.
     
    #6532     Jan 31, 2010
  3. lol That's the future of iPod!
     
    #6533     Jan 31, 2010
  4. A love story. Although it's in Spanish, understanding words are not necessary.




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    #6534     Jan 31, 2010
  5. ammo

    ammo

  6. FredBloggs

    FredBloggs Guest

    A man bumps in to his ex-wife's new husband. "How's the second hand pussy?" the man asks.
    "Fine" said the new husband. " After the first two inches, it's like brand new!"






    I'm sick of people knocking on my door asking for donations. Only this morning a woman from the sperm bank was at the door. I gave her a right mouthful.
     
    #6536     Feb 1, 2010
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK

    A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

    At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "'Al-Gebra has always been a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle' and we have located one of them."

    When asked to comment on the arrest, Homeland Security Director Janet Napoliano said, 'If God had wanted us to have weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by their Director. It is believed that there is a Nobel Prize for Physics nomination in it for her now.

    :) :) :)
     
    #6537     Feb 1, 2010
  8. TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK

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    Reminds me of Buffett's quote,

    "Beware of geeks bearing formulas"
     
    #6538     Feb 1, 2010
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    So-So Funny

    “Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat...”

    “How long have you had this feeling?”

    “Ever since I was a kid!...”

    :) :) :)
     
    #6539     Feb 1, 2010
  10. TGregg

    TGregg

    #6540     Feb 1, 2010