Hold everything.. I have a new grandson. 8 lbs 4 oz red hair woo hoo. Okay now we can return to our regular cscheduled program.
Today I was telling my wife that my cousin had once lived in Alaska. "Nome?" She asked. "Of course I know him, he's my cousin. Sheesh. I realize I'm not as close to my family as yours, but don't be ridiculous." "No, I mean Nome Alaska." "Of course I'd know him in Alaska. I'd know him anywhere." Well, I better get the sheets on the couch.
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Better start printing the Joke thread pages. Make a nice book for him. He could show and tell..........
When I was younger, I always remember my dad saying, "Son, It's important to have good vocabulary." If I had only known then the difference between the words Antidote and Anecdote, he would still be alive today.
teacher asks the class to use fascinate in a sentence,,calls on sally, she says family went to disney land for vacation and she was fascinated,teach says that was great sally, but can anyone use the word fascinate,mary says the movie avatar was fascinating, teach tells mary great job but can anyone use just the word fascinate in a sentence, reluctant to call on johnny because she had been burned before,she calls on him anyway, Johnny says , my aunt gina has a sweater with ten butttons but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight, teacher buries her head in her hands .....congrats nutmeg
Talking of nomes, I mean gnomes. No not the garden sort. The world's top financial gnomes are meeting in Davos right now. What do you call a collection of gnomes ? A party ?
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.