ha ha still funny but you forgot THE HISPANIC CORPORATION zzzzzzzzzz go away its siesta time. Come back maniana
and THE HollYWOOD CORPORATION You gotta 'em on da red carpet all dressed up when dey start leaking white stuff
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through the countryside when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Reminds me of that scene in the Soprano's when Pauly Walnuts saw two of his mothers friends and said "When I was a kid, you two were old ladies, now I am an old man and you are still two old ladies." About .24 Pauly explains ejabita (for the value investors on board). lmao <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CG8yzOeKUd4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CG8yzOeKUd4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Tourist in Rue de Fifi Excuse me madame Oui ? I want, I want er er but I only have 10 francs Hey Louis get les deux vaches ready. Yes sir right around the back
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be." The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."