My son was really upset about having a car accident during his first week of driving. "Don't worry son, I've made many mistakes in my car," I said to console him. "Really?" He replied. "Yes," I explained, "You were one of them."
Hopper to divorce his fifth wife Speaking to Reuters, his spokesman said the star "wants peace and quiet". http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8467068.stm
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There was a quiz question on the radio station. The question was, "Name one American state beginning with 'o'." I called in and said, "Obesity." Pffttttt...It was for ten fucking grand.