Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #6401     Jan 18, 2010
  2. My son was really upset about having a car accident during his first week of driving.
    "Don't worry son, I've made many mistakes in my car," I said to console him.
    "Really?" He replied.
    "Yes," I explained, "You were one of them."
     
    #6402     Jan 18, 2010
  3. #6403     Jan 19, 2010
  4. With his spare time (off), he's making a movie. . . .
     
    #6404     Jan 19, 2010
  5. Humpy

    Humpy

    The movie Star was Hopper
    By God he had a whopper
    Twice round the bedroom
    And up her whatsit for a stopper
     
    #6405     Jan 19, 2010
  6. Speaking of movies.........


    Peter Pan's Penis
    Harry Twotter
    Pretty Shitty Gang Bang
    Inspect her Gadget
    Schindlers fist
    Deep Impact
    Harry Pooper
    Lawrence of A Labia
    Gangbangs of New York
    One blew over the hookers chest
    Night of the giving head'


    Too tight for the seven dwarves
    Throbbin Hood
    Bumb and Bum-her
    Saturday Night Beaver
    Ass Ventura
    Men In Black Men
    Grinding Nemo
    Cumalot
    Bend Hur

    The Sperminator
    Shaving Ryan's Privates

    Star trek the next penatration

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
    E.T.: The Extra Testicle

    Swallow The Yellow Thick Load
    Picnic at Hanging Cock
    Honey, I fucked the kids
    Everybody does Raymond
    Beauty into Beastiality
    Beverly Hills Cock
    Clitty Clitty Gang Bang
    Forrest Hump
     
    #6406     Jan 19, 2010
  7. When Harry wet Sally
    star Whores , The Empire Pimps back
    In Diana Jones
    World Whore One:Deep In The Trenchs
    The Wizzard Of Ass
    Star Whores: Return Of The Gigolo
    Lassie, Cum!
    Rambo
    The Importance Of Balling Ernest
    More Cunt For Old Men
    Girl With a Pearl Necklace
    New Jack Me Off City
    Children In Men
    Sleepers 2: Date Rape
    Edward Dildo Hands


    American Creampie
    The Gay tricks
    Charlie Wilson's Whore
    Robocock
    Pump Friction
    Reservoir Dogging
    Bareback Mountin'
    The ShawShaft Erection
    Wankenstein
    The ring
    Dirty shitty thongs (dirty pretty things)
    Don't make her wake (layer cake)
    The Nig Meat Train
    Full Rubber Jacket
    Rambone
    Clithanger
    3 men and a little lady
    homo alone
    To rape a mockingbird
    The Blair Fist Project
    Ghost raper
    White Men Can't Hump
    Sperminator 2: Vadgement Day
    Anal Giving Sunday
    the good the bad and the slut
    cool handjob luke
    the slutty dozen
    Babylon POV
    Curvaceous Dee And her dick of destiny
    Camp cock
    three willys
    The shafting of the Lambs
    Buffy The Vampire Layer
    Sex Men
    Greasy
    Once upon a time in Amelia
    Reservoir Dogging
    Gaytrix re-rimmed
    Cool Bummings
    Two and A Half Men (think about it)
     
    #6407     Jan 19, 2010
  8. Black Cock Down
    Meet These Fuckers
    Kevin & Perry Get Large
    Cumblob spill-in-her-hair
    Harry Potter and the underage blow job
    X men orifice: wolverim
    One Fine Gay
    Frig Daddy
    Days of Gloryholes
    Grease'd
    8cm [8mm]
    Cum Air
    The Hills' Have Japs Eyes
    The Wedding Finger
    300mm
    Jap-Eye Gilmore
    Bend It Like Beckham
    The Fox And The Hound
    The Village
    King Dong
    Scooby Do's Two
    Spidermanhood
    50 Fisted Dates
    About A Boy..
    Wallace and Gromit; Curse of the Whore Rabbit
    Wimble's Done [Wimbledon]
    13 Going On Top Of 30
    The Gay After Tomorrow
    The 13 Year Old Virgin
    'Ocean' Is 12
    On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
     
    #6408     Jan 19, 2010
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    The latest brainwave out of Detroit is to weld togethor the Renault Clio to the Ford Taurus to make .........


    THE CLITAURIS

    Their plan B is according to my deepthroat contact the clever plan to hire 100,000 monkeys for 1,000 years in the hope they would eventually produce something other than a pile of junk. Or maybe even the prototype of the car with no moving parts.
     
    #6409     Jan 20, 2010
  10. There was a quiz question on the radio station.

    The question was, "Name one American state beginning with 'o'."

    I called in and said, "Obesity."

    Pffttttt...It was for ten fucking grand.
     
    #6410     Jan 20, 2010