Yep, I guess you guys are still insisting that Hillary is going to be our next prez, eh? Do some Guiliani jokes for a bit, fair and balanced. c
Take the old faves, insert the names.......... Hillary walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Guy says, "Heyyyyyy, where'd ya get the pig?" Pig says, "won her in a raffle." Could change that to "bought her with campaign contributions." Romney? Have to be a Mormon thing. What's the penalty for bigamy in America/??? Two wifes. Bigamy. Man there is an idea whose time has never come. Is there a word for two or more girlfriends? How about together with you all at the same time? That one, I know. Kucinich jokes? Dennis Kucinich died. "Yeah, how can they tell?" could be changed to "who cares?" Actually, put Dodd here too. Is he running? In place maybe. Hilliary is just so easy. To bad Larry Craig isn't running. They keep reporting, "........airport bathroom sex........" If there were ever three words that should never be used together in the same sentence, those are the three I'd pick. And Bill. I actually told a Federal Agent they should they should hire Monica. After all, she took a shot in the face for the President. That got an ear to ear grin. I don't think they liked the Clintons. What if Hilliary makes it, and they can't get anybody who's want to take a bullet for her? They'd have to make the little Economic guy a secret service agent. You know. with the beard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob4jHrkfB-Q He is one tuff sum bitch.
So while I'm bustin' my ass, tryin' to get a smile from people I don't know, will never meet, and truthfully don't even care about, I find this.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBE2h8Gdmvc&mode=related&search= That was for effect only. I really do care.
Very Funny http://www.nimportequi.com/video_popupDM.php?s=dm&v=4rQGBEAVlsCHHhhXC http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Dorinel+Comivoci/video/x2x92r_gymnastique-pekin-2008_fun http://www.nimportequi.com/video_popupDM.php?s=dm&v=xi5MRPSdHopLPkX0V
Why can't we all just get along????? Warning............. Extreme, but very well done satire. Careful where you open this. Nutmeg, be sure your cellmate is asleep. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_of_n_word_may_end_porn_stars
Somehow, I knew you'd like it, you sick bastard. Was great, wasn't it? Did you read the crawlers??? "china develops fat seeking missle to target US. " Great stuff.