How come in Arab countries they never teach drivers education and sex education on the same day? It would be too hard on the camel.
bbc news on Iran. "In its earlier report, Irib said Mr Mohammadi "was martyred this morning in a terrorist act by anti-revolutionary and arrogant powers' elements". I think the key word is 'arrogant'...
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and Iâm thinking, okay, hereâs a gal whoâs capable of making a decision sheâll regret in the future.
"BAIL'EM OUT!!! ???? Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey?!" "What are we thinking?
<img src="http://www.bcs.org/upload/img_200/security_-_policy_enforcement.jpg" /> Drop the teleprompter and step away from the White House.
Help a brutha' out. Tiger hit the ho' golf game. http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709
The Female Genie While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So, just do it and then, be off with you! "The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance . Allah be praised!!
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