Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://blog.thoughtpick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Facebook-Execution.jpg" />
     
    #6331     Jan 12, 2010
  2. fhl

    fhl

    How come in Arab countries they never teach drivers education and sex education on the same day?


    It would be too hard on the camel.
     
    #6332     Jan 12, 2010
  3. bbc news on Iran.

    "In its earlier report, Irib said Mr Mohammadi "was martyred this morning in a terrorist act by anti-revolutionary and arrogant powers' elements".

    I think the key word is 'arrogant'...
     
    #6333     Jan 12, 2010
  4. fhl

    fhl

    I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
    I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
     
    #6334     Jan 12, 2010
  5. "BAIL'EM OUT!!! ????
    Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey?!"
    "What are we thinking?
     
    #6335     Jan 12, 2010
  6. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://www.bcs.org/upload/img_200/security_-_policy_enforcement.jpg" />

    Drop the teleprompter and step away from the White House.
     
    #6336     Jan 12, 2010
  7. #6337     Jan 12, 2010
  8. The Female Genie

    While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.

    Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

    Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

    The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

    Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So, just do it and then, be off with you!

    "The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

    The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.

    His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance .

    Allah be praised!!
     
    #6338     Jan 12, 2010
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    #6339     Jan 12, 2010
  10. his knees were broken.
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    Is this what they call " a lame joke".
     
    #6340     Jan 13, 2010