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The other day Nutmeg and I were taking a leak off a bridge. "Man, this river sure is cold," said Nutmeg. "Yeah, and deep too!" I replied.
That's why I always use the kiddie urinals in the restroom, they're a little lower to the ground and I won't "bottom" out.
All this time, we avoided the "dick joke". Well, to a time there is a season. My dick was almost elected to the Senate. But Harry Reid wouldn't allow a bigger Dick than him to serve.