Jokes 2

Happy New Year to you too nutmeg. Visited family overseas for 10 days or so, it was good. But, here I am again, in the trading saltmines, trying to make a living...

 

Let Us Never Forget This Historical Moment

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Spot on
Too clever for me Nutmeg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

 

A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. He says, "Can I buy you a drink?"

She replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."

Later he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Yes," she responds, "but it won't do you any good."

After a few drinks, he decides to ask her to his apartment. Again, she replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."

In his apartment he turns to her and says, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

She replies, "Ohhhhh, THAT'S a different story!! Bring her on out!!!"

 

What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?

Introduce herself.
Walks home.

 

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More Ken Lee
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OK, I rolled my eyes at first, but then I discovered I really like the stupid song!!

Here it is with subtitles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz04IBZqfFE