Jokes 2

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    #6221     Dec 28, 2009
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    #6222     Dec 28, 2009
  3. fhl

    fhl

    What does she call a mushroom with a twelve inch stem?

    A fungi to be with.
     
    #6223     Dec 29, 2009
  4. fhl

    fhl

    "Ahh, General Chang, I am General Tso. I have read aw your papers. I feel I am an expert on your methods.

    I jus hav one question. I am a great admirer of your brown sauce. I studied your treatise on cashews at the academy. How do you make it so tasty?"
     
    #6224     Dec 29, 2009
  5. fhl

    fhl

    Why were Polish immigrants accepted into the US so easily?

    Good joke material.
     
    #6225     Dec 29, 2009
  6. OK, let's clarify something here. The Polish cavalry NEVER, I repeat NEVER attacked German tanks with swords.

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    #6226     Dec 29, 2009
  7. Well, certainly not twice.
     
    #6227     Dec 29, 2009
  8. Four glove sets, four pairs of slippers and sixteen pairs of socks.......do I look like a fucking octopus?
     
    #6228     Dec 29, 2009
  9. fhl

    fhl

    When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I made a resolution.

    I gave up thinking.
     
    #6229     Dec 30, 2009
  10. George, Putin and the Queen in Hell:


    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

    The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she's finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

    Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he's
    finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge and feel free to call the USA anytime.

    Putin goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

    The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the
    country has gone to Hell, so it's a local call."
     
    #6230     Dec 30, 2009