Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Grandparents are just like teenagers:

    They're full of drugs, you wouldnt trust them with your car and you can't understand a word they fucking say.
     
    #6211     Dec 25, 2009
  2. Humpy

    Humpy

    loons (English noun. )
    those endowed with wacky, eclectic, funny, unorthodox humour

    Not derogatory. But a compliment.
     
    #6212     Dec 26, 2009
  3. And I thank you. Trust me. It hasn't always been a gift. I'll bet Nut spent as much time in detention as I did.
     
    #6213     Dec 26, 2009
  4. Humpy

    Humpy

    Since its Christmas

    Two Santas are leaving the grotto. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off."

    "I know the feeling," the other says.

    "No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killing me."
     
    #6214     Dec 26, 2009
  5. A korean, a Japanese, and a chinaman walk into a bar.

    The chinaman sits on a chair....... or was it the jap? Actually it could have been the Korean...... Ah fuck it.
     
    #6215     Dec 26, 2009
  6. If you wake up with a funny taste in your mouth, just remember, Santa only comes once a year.
     
    #6216     Dec 26, 2009
  7. Montana Jury Excuse Request.
     
    #6217     Dec 26, 2009
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    #6218     Dec 27, 2009
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    #6219     Dec 27, 2009
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    #6220     Dec 28, 2009