Grandparents are just like teenagers: They're full of drugs, you wouldnt trust them with your car and you can't understand a word they fucking say.
loons (English noun. ) those endowed with wacky, eclectic, funny, unorthodox humour Not derogatory. But a compliment.
And I thank you. Trust me. It hasn't always been a gift. I'll bet Nut spent as much time in detention as I did.
Since its Christmas Two Santas are leaving the grotto. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off." "I know the feeling," the other says. "No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killing me."
A korean, a Japanese, and a chinaman walk into a bar. The chinaman sits on a chair....... or was it the jap? Actually it could have been the Korean...... Ah fuck it.