Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Humpy

    Humpy

    Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year to:-

    Nutmeg
    Fly Tiger
    Yannis

    and all the other loons on this thread
     
    #6201     Dec 25, 2009
  2. Thanks.

    Greetings to all. I expect another wonderful year in store for us all.
     
    #6202     Dec 25, 2009
  3. Merry Christmas!!!

    May 2010 be an even better year!
     
    #6203     Dec 25, 2009
  4. Christmas: when nothing says "I love you" like a piece of cardboard and a ten dollars.
     
    #6204     Dec 25, 2009
  5. I think an Englishman just called us "loons". How absolutely elegant!!!

    Quite refreshing, considering some of the other stuff I've been called on ET.
     
    #6205     Dec 25, 2009
  6. So my wife sent me to go get "organic" vegetables from the supermarket.

    So I go up to one of the kids in the veggie section and I say:
    "Do you know if any of these have pesticides on them?"

    "Pesticides?" he asked

    "You know poison that they spray on the plants. I need some veggies for the wife" I said

    "Oh, uh you'll have to do that yourself"
     
    #6206     Dec 25, 2009
  7. These quotes were meant to be side-by-side.
     
    #6207     Dec 25, 2009
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    #6208     Dec 25, 2009
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    #6209     Dec 25, 2009
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    #6210     Dec 25, 2009