I had a leak in the roof over my dining room, so I called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" he asked. I told him, "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"
Went up in the attic yesterday to get all the Christmas decorations down. Imagine my surprise, at finding a Present that we'd forgotten to give to the kids last year. Even though you can only just tell that it 'was' a puppy, I'm sure they'll still love it.
I could ruin my rep with this one. Don't tell anyone you heard this from me.. How do you get down from a elephant? You don't, you get it from a duck.
Funny that they actually do have a mistletoe belt! http://www.2bhipbuckles.com/product...on_Mistletoe_Christmas_Belt_Buckle_Funny.html I am gonna get one! haha!
Six Mistresses now. I've got 12 in the office pool. The guy is unbelievable. Two things you won't see on the Senior tour. 400 yard drives, and guys w/ 6 mistresses.
Should have taken the over. http://www.dail*****.co.uk/news/art...our-diner-waitress-deal-kept-affair-news.html