Tiger Tidbits. . . . Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah He crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole!
My boss stormed up to me in the office today and said "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?" "Not particularly" I replied.
The cocktail waitress claiming to have had an affair with Tiger Woods is rumoured to have had affairs with 4 other PGA tour golfers. Does that make her hole a par 5?
I walked up to the cheese counter in Wall mart last week. I interrupted him and he had to start again.
I promise, based on his request for our respect, etc. - this is the last one (until something equally funny comes along!!!!): Tiger's Updated Family Christmas Photo:
Far far away, there was a kingdom where a beautiful, independent and self-confident princess lived. One day, the princess saw a frog sitting on a rock and staring at the crystal-clear pond next to the castle. The frog quickly jumped on the princesses´ knees and said: "Beautiful Lady, I used to be a handsome prince, until one day an evil witch cast a spell on me. Your one kiss will make me a young, swift prince again. Then we will marry and will live with my mother in your castle. There, you will be preparing meals for me, do my laundry, give birth to my children and we will live happily ever after... " That evening, while making supper, spicing it with white wine and preparing an onion-sour cream sauce, the princess, while quietly giggling, thought: - "I don´t fucking think so" And she kept on rolling over the frying frog legs on the pan.
What has a nine volt battery and a woman's arsehole got in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you are going to touch it with your tongue.
Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. Itâs typical of a golferâalways blame the caddy.
A policeman knocked on my door earlier. He said, "It looks like your wife's been in an accident." F'n smart ass! I knocked him out.
So I was fortunate enough to meet Rachel Uchitel in an exclusive club. Frankly my luck could not have been any better as she agreed to come back to my hotel. After 45 minutes of mind blowing sex I rolled over and said, "that was awesome, I need a rest!" After about ten minutes of relaxation and small talk she says, "you know Tiger usually does it one more time!" Not to be out done I hop on for round two. Now I'm pretty pooped, but she hung out and chatted. I couldn't believe it, once again she says, "Tiger and I usually do it three times!" Hey no argument from me, I know I have one more in me. After round three I'm just about spent. She excuses herself and goes to the john but still comes back and lays in bed. She looks at me and says, "You know..." I interrupt her and say, "wait a second" and pick up my cell. She says, "Who are you calling?" I say, "I gotta call Tiger and find out what par is on this hole!"