Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    LOL! This is exactly how to make a good impression :)
     
    #6031     Dec 1, 2009
  2. I am just kidding around with Nutmeg. I would never push him into a cake...without a nice fine lady jumping out of it.
     
    #6032     Dec 1, 2009
  3. I bought a cake from wall mart for my daughter. I wanted it to say "Happy Birthday Cinderella".

    I picked it up and it said "Cindrella".

    That became her nickname.

    (If my wife picked up the cake, things would have been different, probably the baker would be wearing the cake and we'd get a new cake for free)
     
    #6033     Dec 1, 2009
  4. Tiger Woods on Driving and Golf:

    1)It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger

    2)Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

    3)What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

    4)Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still
    below par.

    5)What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

    6)Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

    7)Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5".
     
    #6034     Dec 1, 2009
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    #6035     Dec 1, 2009
  6. Thanks. That was really nice and brought a smile to my face. The video is a keeper and will have to pass it along to the rest of the family. I haven't heard a Polish happy birthday song in a long long time. {:>).

    Thanks for the wishes everyone.
     
    #6036     Dec 1, 2009
  7. Humpy

    Humpy

    Happy birthday Nut

    and what are you going to be when you grow up ?

    :D
     
    #6037     Dec 2, 2009
  8. Humpy

    Humpy

    An oldie but still makes me laugh

    After no dates or sex for 5 long years a woman finally goes to see Chinese expert sex therapist Dr. Chang.

    He says, "take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside room. She does. " Ok, now craw reery reery fas bac".

    As she carried out his instructions Dr.Chang shook his head. "your problem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever see, dat why you get no date".

    She says, "god what's Ed Zachary disease"?

    Dr. Chang says, " Is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass"
     
    #6038     Dec 2, 2009
  9. Tiger on Driving and Golf, Continued. . . .


    This whole deal with Tiger puts a sorry light on golf as a sport.

    In "Real Sports" the player beats the crap out of the wife and she leaves. You name it football, hockey, baseball and even soccer.

    In golf the world's best player gets the crap beat out of him by his petite model wife and he runs away from home (and can't even do that right)!!
     
    #6039     Dec 2, 2009
  10. fhl

    fhl

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
     
    #6040     Dec 2, 2009