I was driving down the highway with my girlfriend the other day and she piped up, "I think those people in the car next to us are from another country" "why is that?" I said "Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, 'stit ruoy su wohs'"
Dunno what to get the misses for Christmas? How about some jewelry made from reindeer shit? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091124/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_reindeer_dung_necklaces
"Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Robert Reich is going to drown."
Mohammed entered his classroom. "What is your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammed".... answered the kid. "We are in Australia and, there is no Mohammed. From now on your name will be Bruce," replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother. "My name is not Mohammed, I am in Australia and now my name is Bruce." "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to disown your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you," and she beat him. Then she called the father and he too beat him savagely. The next day Mohammed returned to school. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked: "What happened to you little Bruce?" "Well, Miss, 2 hours after becoming Australian I was attacked by two fuckin Arabs!..."
I asked my Dad for some grooming tips the other day... He said 'Don't do it, it's illegal, trust me!' New found respect.