Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F
     
    #5921     Nov 17, 2009
  2. If I had a penny for everytime someone told me I have ADHD then I would have, oh look a bird.
     
    #5922     Nov 17, 2009
  3. I said to my girlfriend I wanted to take her out for a romantic meal tonight, just the two of us. She told me to book a table for 8.

    Fucks knows where she got the other 6 people from.
     
    #5923     Nov 17, 2009
  4. <object width="480" height="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_f417ac001b"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=f417ac001b" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="480" height="400" flashvars="key=f417ac001b" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_f417ac001b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:480px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f417ac001b/big-tits" title="from TooFarTV">Big Tits!</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div>
     
    #5924     Nov 18, 2009

  5. Having fun on this site. lol.

    I looked around and figured you could find the good stuff.:D
     
    #5925     Nov 18, 2009
  6. :D

    <object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_52ff7dd860"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=52ff7dd860" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=52ff7dd860" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_52ff7dd860" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/52ff7dd860/gameday" title="from davidisser">Gameday</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div>
     
    #5926     Nov 18, 2009
  7. Todays word of the day is moray:

    Any of numerous chiefly tropical, brightly colored marine eels of the family Muraenidae that are ferocious fighters and commonly inhabit coral reefs

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    When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie,
    That's amoré.

    When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned,
    That's a moray.

    When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four,
    That's some more hay.
     
    #5927     Nov 18, 2009
  8. Ah geez, just when I thought it was safe to visit again, LOL.

    Don :D :D :D Good one!
     
    #5928     Nov 18, 2009
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    Moray

    You mean, THAT moray?

    http://www.stmuc.com/moray/

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    What Is Moray?

    Moray is an interactive wire-frame modeller that allows you to model a world for POV-Ray interactively, allowing you to see the setup of your scene as you build it. No editing of POV-Ray script files (unless you really want to). Moray displays a wireframe representation of the scene in 2D views and 3D camera views.

    Moray V3.5 is the fourth Windows version of this modeller for use with POV-Ray.

    Seamless Integration With POV-Ray

    POV-Ray is tightly integrated into Moray and Moray can control POV-Ray via a POV-Ray plugin (GUI Extension). This allows you to start and stop renders from within Moray and it also allows Moray to display a full-color preview of the scene in the Moray camera view as POV-Ray renders it.

    Extensible through Plugins

    Moray has a plugin system that allows third-party developers to enhance Moray's functionality beyond what we have done. One of the more important plugins is one that supports keyframe animation. Check it out on the Downloads page.


    :) :) :)
     
    #5929     Nov 18, 2009

  10. TIA

    You mean that TIA?

    A transient ischemic attack (TIA) is an episode in which a person has stroke -like symptoms for less than 24 hours, usually less than 1-2 hours.

    A TIA is often considered a warning sign that a true stroke may happen in the future if something is not done to prevent it.

    Symptoms
    A TIA is different than a small stroke. The symptoms of TIAs do not last as long as a stroke. However, the symptoms of TIA are the same as a stroke and include the sudden development of:

    Confusion
    Eye pain
    Facial paralysis
    Falling (caused by weakness in the legs)
    Gait changes, staggering
    Lack of coordination
    Loss of balance
    Numbness, tingling, changes in sensation
    Sensation that the person or the room is moving (vertigo)
    Speech difficulty (garbled speech; slurred speech)
    Weakness, heavy feeling of in the arms or legs
    Vision changes
    Loss of vision in one eye
    Decreased vision
    Double vision
     
    #5930     Nov 18, 2009