Jokes 2

I bought my girlfriend a book called 'cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'
because not only is she vegetarian...

 

. . . but she cooks, too? Cool.

 

Great site. Thanks.

 

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How to tell if your girlfriend is bored with ya. lmao

 

November 01 2008 Nutmeg von Schtupp fell down a bunch of stairs at jacobs ladder distillery.

He managed to walk away without breaking a single bone.

We must add that Mister von Schtupp is not a clumsy person, he is in fact a stunt man and staged this event for a local charity.

Nutmeg was sponsored per step in his fall and he not only helped out the charity, but also set the record for the world's longest fall down stairs at a bone shattering 1,109 of them.



See I told ya.

 

And if she's suicidal, she uses a Tabasco bottle.

 

Many men have nicknames for their cocks.
Mine was given to me by a girl while she was giving me head.
She named it "The Impaler".... yes "The Impaler"
Or at least that's what I thought she said.
Turns out she was asthmatic and it's probably my fault she died.

 

Transcript of police radio call back in the day
"Tango, Charlie, Foxtrot, Lima,"

Transcript of current Police Radio call:
"Big Mac, Fries, Cheese Burger, Flurry,"