Jokes 2

Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

 

This is not a parody:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/08599193737000

 

Corporate Terror Cell

Company Security has notified us that there have been 5 suspected terrorists working at our office. Four of the five have been apprehended and appropriately code-named: Bin Sleeping, Bin Loafing, Bin Gossiping, and Bin Surfing have been taken into custody.

Security also advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the fifth cell member, affecionately code-named Bin Working, in the office. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Working will be very easy to spot.

They later admitted that, early in the process, they thought they had apprehended Bin Working sitting at a desk, but it turned out that he was actually Bin Surfing trying to impersonate Bin Working...

 

Bin Sick has not been apprehended because he never comes into theoffice.

 

"Ah, yes, the corporate world in all its marvellous exquisitiveness! "
--- Bin There, Dun That

 

Bin There and Bin That are always in the bathroom, and Bin Screwed was laid off last week.

 

Sorry, but Dun That belongs to another joke.

 

I thought you were going to say Dun That belongs in a different bin

 

Four out of five people suffered from diarrhea last year. I guess the fifth one enjoyed it.