Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Wasn't Adam the first man who thought to build the Internet? :)
     
    #5741     Oct 28, 2009
  2. Frank Rizzo… is standing over a patient in the operating room, scalpel in hand, wishing he hadn't lied on his résumé about being a surgeon. Here goes nothing …
     
    #5742     Oct 29, 2009
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    ... And then, looking deep inside for some inspiring confirmation, some moral guidance at this pivotal point of his bloody, miserable existence, he heard the last of Godfather's words, straight from his deathbed: "Fooouuughetaboutit...!" :)
     
    #5743     Oct 29, 2009
  4. Give her a buck. See what happens.
     
    #5744     Oct 29, 2009
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

  6. fhl

    fhl

    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
    rates in the country."
    -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
     
    #5746     Oct 29, 2009
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    A Cute Factoid

    Los Angeles' full name is:

    El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula

    and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.

    :) :) :)
     
    #5748     Oct 29, 2009
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    Let me get this straight

    We're going to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and its ginormous cost will be financed by a country that's nearly broke...

    What could possibly go wrong here?

    :) :) :)
     
    #5749     Oct 29, 2009
  9. fhl

    fhl

    Wife to husband: "get off the computer and come to bed."

    Husband: "I can't. Someone on the internet is wrong!"
     
    #5750     Oct 30, 2009