Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. The doctor came in stinking of gin
    And proceeded to lie on the table
    He said Rocky you met your match
    And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
    And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.

    ThE priest met Rocky Racoon and asked what he was concealing under his cape.

    He said it was holy water. The priest reached for the bottle, uncorked it and sniffed. 'Why, Rocky he exclaimed, 'this isn't holy water; this is gin.'

    Whereupon crossed himself and said, 'Glory be to God, another miracle.

    Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
    Only to find Gideon's bible
    A Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
    To help with good Rocky's revival.
     
    #5731     Oct 28, 2009
  2. Humpy

    Humpy

    Q. What's the difference between a greedy banker and the village idiot ?

    A. about 10 million dollars of taxpayers money
     
    #5732     Oct 28, 2009
  3. Al Gore (creator of the internet) has just been interviewed while making preparations for the internets 40th birthday tomorrow!

    He says he never envisioned sites such as ET, facebook, twitter and youtube.

    I bet getting 1.4 billion people to whack off daily to downloaded images showing Japanese school girls suspended by ropes was on not on his mind either!!

    But thanks Al.
     
    #5733     Oct 28, 2009
  4. Got a link?
     
    #5734     Oct 28, 2009
  5. Now how in the hell would I have a link on shit I made up. This is the link, quote me.:D :D :D

    "This is the beauty of the internet."
    ----George Washington

    another quote for ya.:D :D :D

    No llink hthough, been quoting dead people for years.
     
    #5735     Oct 28, 2009
  6. I just googled "Got a link". 821 million hits, looks like plenty of other people need a link.:D
     
    #5736     Oct 28, 2009
  7. What did the one casket say to the other casket?

    How come Wall Mart is able to sell everything so cheap? ...
     
    #5737     Oct 28, 2009
  8. I believe he was requesting a link to the Japanese schoolgirls in bondage.
     
    #5738     Oct 28, 2009
  9. I think you're right, makes perfect sense. I'm not giving up my links on japanese schoolgirls in bondage until he gives me the link on the one armed albino lesbian octopus.
     
    #5739     Oct 28, 2009
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    #5740     Oct 28, 2009