These two Obama voters were in a car on the interstate when a truck . . errr. . . rear ended them. The first fag jumped out of the car to go talk to the truck driver and the second fag said to the first: "Tell him we're gonna sue, Sue, SUE!" So the first fag runs up to the truck and yells "We're gonna sue your ass!" And the truck driver says "Ahhh, why don't you suck my dick?!" So the first fag runs back to the car. The second fag asks "Whad'he say?" The first fag says "I think we can settle out of court."
Gotta print that. Ya know it was just this morning I thought to myself I've been slacking off on my thinking and everythiing is moving along just fine.
I remember when my dad was teaching me to drive, I mentioned I was thinking of moving out on my own. We came to a steep hill and he skipped the technical parts of driving and said "Write to Momma" and jumped out.
My sister married a millionaire last weekend. Jeez, she's in for a shock when he takes her back to Zimbabwe.