Jokes 2

I went to a nudist wedding last weekend and everybody kept referring to me as the best man. And I didn't even know the groom.

 

This is how you tell a story. RIP Soupy.

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Obama Health Care

 

Once again it is time for our annual Halloween tradtion. My wife brings out the ceramic pumpkin and I put the note inside which reads "You are fat". Everyone lifts the lid looking for candy.

 

Does it make a nice deep sound when kids smash it against your front door?

 

I only had one trick or treater in the last ten years and I gave the kid a gallon of olive oil. That weighed his bag down pretty bad, in fact it was dragging on the ground.

 

You should have given him the can too!

 

Then the kid wouldn't have left a trail of oil. That might be interesting if somebody tossed a match on it. . .

 

My girlfriend wanted us both to go to a poetry class tonight.

Unfortunately she fell down some stairs.