Flychelangelo â Dead Fly Art Translates: Did it taste good?â âMhm, yeah, youâve really made it, Britta. It tastes like crap!â
Two flies land on a turd. One farts. The other goes..... "Ayyyyyyyyyy!!! I'm eatin' here!!!!" (Flies of Italian descent).
No fly in the soup jokes pour moi. I was eating in this open-air café when it started raining. It took me an hour and a half to finish my soup.
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?" "I'm out of gas," the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. "Try it now," said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"? The bee answered, "Some BP"!
Sheep are not good at answering the phone. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-JuG0h0qgpQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-JuG0h0qgpQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
I have an old joke for ya. Greenspan has a fixed rate mortgage. Ahahahahahahaha He said he likes the "certainty".