Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. I thought he was going to win the Nobel Prize for Economics because he saved the economy and is giving Americans heath-care for the very first time.

    I guess that's next year.
     
    #5601     Oct 11, 2009
  2. The economy is sooo bad: Pigs can't afford lipstick.
     
    #5602     Oct 12, 2009
  3. I want to warn people from Nigeria.

    If you get any e-mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.
     
    #5603     Oct 12, 2009
  4. I went to buy gold, they said, I can only buy it with gold.
     
    #5604     Oct 12, 2009
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    #5605     Oct 12, 2009
  6. fhl

    fhl

    A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.

    The Physicist says: "The measurement wasn't accurate."

    The Biologist concludes: "They have reproduced."

    The Mathematician says: "Now if another person enters the house, it'll be empty again."
     
    #5606     Oct 12, 2009
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    #5607     Oct 12, 2009
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    #5608     Oct 12, 2009
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    #5610     Oct 12, 2009