Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. A friend of mine told me that I could meet women in the produce section of a super market. She said that I could ask for advice or information about the various unusual food items. And that could lead to further conversation and maybe marriage.

    Here's how it went.

    "Excuse me, miss. Could you tell me what this is?"

    "That's a tomato, you idiot."
     
    #5541     Oct 3, 2009
  2. What you do, is select a nice size cucumber, and tell her, "you know, I posed for this."

    Or maybe, "isn't it interesting that lettuce comes in a head?"

    The melon section opens up all sorts of possibilities.
     
    #5542     Oct 3, 2009
  3. This is the tomato I was telling ya about.



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    #5543     Oct 3, 2009
  4. "...little too much magnesium I guess..." :confused:

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    #5544     Oct 4, 2009
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    #5545     Oct 4, 2009
  6. TGregg

    TGregg

    Interesting how the blast changes his shirt and turns the lights on. ;)

    Funny though.
     
    #5546     Oct 4, 2009
  7. TGregg

    TGregg

    So The One couldn't get the Olympics to Chicago. I guess this puts all those Hitler comparisons to rest. After all, Hitler got the Olympics to Berlin.


    :D :D :D
     
    #5547     Oct 4, 2009
  8. Sheeeeetttttt. I was doing that stuff at 8 years old in my garage. I used to buy rolls and rolls of caps (the type for a cap gun). Then you could buy rolls of magnesium "tape" at the hardware store, it was like a wick on a roll. Then buy that good airplane model glue, that stuff burns good. I only had one major "incident" then my dad took away my "chemistry" set and bought me a bike and gave me some free maps from Triple A (they used to give them away free back in the day). I took the hint. They were always looking for me.:D
     
    #5548     Oct 4, 2009
  9. If you're kid can't understand the works of Darwin, if he's confused about it's dominant precepts and themes, show him this.

    Too bad it didn't blow his nuts off, because this guy does not need to reproduce. " Fireworks for Halloween"? What happened to snickers bars and tootsie rolls?
     
    #5549     Oct 5, 2009
  10. This is funny.

    On Dec 11th, 2006 the Office of Thrift supervision convened a "Housing Summit". The key issue - declining home prices nationwide. Attendees include an economist from Fannie Mae, a top regulator from OCC and various regulators from Washington agencies.

    Consider the time frame (2006) and the prior months of concern to motivate a summit.

    Consider the people who attended the forum, regulators who have no authority to regulate. So they issued "guidance" which ended up in the trash can and for all practical purposes a waste of a taxpayers dime on even having the meeting, no one did nothing.

    The rating agencies became the regulators by default.

    It is hilarious when the media asks "Did anyone forsee the subprime crisis?" Ha, they were there at the meeting, it was held at the National Press Club.
     
    #5550     Oct 5, 2009