Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Buffett's personal wealth dropped by $1.1 million an hour over the year.

    down to his last 40 billion.

    When asked for a comment he said,

    "I lose way less money when I pick bad stocks."

    On the flip side,

    He was proud to say that he bought a thermometer when it was at 32 degrees, and sold it when it reached 90.
     
    #5521     Sep 30, 2009
  2. Grandma wants it Stiffly.
     
    #5522     Sep 30, 2009
  3. GregoryG

    GregoryG

    LOOOOL

    wow nutmeg.. THIS IS THE BEST ONE SO FAR...
     
    #5523     Oct 1, 2009
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Excellent! :) :) :)
     
    #5524     Oct 1, 2009
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

  6. fhl

    fhl

    A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
    "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
    The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
     
    #5526     Oct 1, 2009
  7. Thanks guys.
     
    #5527     Oct 1, 2009
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  9. fhl

    fhl

    If guns kill people,
    do pens misspell words?
     
    #5529     Oct 1, 2009
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    #5530     Oct 1, 2009