A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister. "Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister." "I do?" questions the confused youngster. "Sure," responds the dad, "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door." The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?"
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I'm envisioning some future Gold Medal winner of the soon to be Chicago Olympics falling on hard times trying to hock his gold medal, and finding it, like some Franklin Mint Liberty Head knockoff, only clad in gold, Daley haven stolen the rest (or Blago, or Burris, or Jackson, or the Anointed One...).
Bodega story Imran: âCan I help you, sir?â Me: âPack of cigarettes, please.â (hands me cigs) Me: âWait, I donât want these ones. ImranâWhy? Theyâre Marlboro. Did you change your mind?â Me: âNo, I donât want ones with this health warning about cigarettes causing impotency.â Imran: âOk. Do you want âsmoking harms those around you,â or âsmoking causes testicular cancer?ââ Me: âGive me the âharms othersâ ones.â
How many rogue traders does it take to change a light bulb? The answer is none - they always keep everyone in the dark.