Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Loved this one, bravo! :)
     
    #5501     Sep 28, 2009
  2. Not your typical Blonde Joke. . .

    "THE BLONDE AND THE COW"

    A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

    One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

    'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

    The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
    insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

    Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

    The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

    'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

    Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

    The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
     
    #5502     Sep 28, 2009
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    Google is pretty funny. Apparently there is a serious widespread medical condition:

    <img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2588138>
     
    #5503     Sep 28, 2009
  4. Crude, but don't tell me you didn't laugh.

    IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

    The term "Nigger Rigged" is no longer acceptable.

    It will henceforth be referred to as a "Presidential Solution".

    Thank You
     
    #5504     Sep 28, 2009
  5. Afro-engineered.
     
    #5505     Sep 28, 2009
  6. Acorn dude 1: How did you get to sign up so many voters?

    Acorn dude 2: I got a Degree In Afro Engineering.
     
    #5506     Sep 28, 2009
  7. Got a new dishwasher today that looks just like my old lawnmower.

    His name's José.
     
    #5507     Sep 28, 2009
  8. Starbucks discovers Sanka after 20 years. lmao.
     
    #5508     Sep 29, 2009
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    Bad Alpha Male

    Doctor: I’m sorry to have to tell you that you have a bad case of rabies, and it's often fatal.

    Patient: Well, doctor, I see... Please give me pencil and paper.

    Doctor: To make your will?

    Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite!

    :) :) :)
     
    #5509     Sep 29, 2009
  10. AZheat70

    AZheat70

    A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster: Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.

    Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said: "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."

    "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."
     
    #5510     Sep 29, 2009