Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. That guy is good. The last one was also about being good at something. I thought about that one for a while, although inspiring, the feeling of inspiration passed.
     
    #5491     Sep 27, 2009
  2. When I was 12.


    Mother asked me if I needed to see a doctor. She said that judging from my wastebasket it seemed that I had been blowing my nose a lot the past 6 years.
     
    #5492     Sep 27, 2009
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    #5493     Sep 27, 2009
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Memories...

    I remember the time when my 1st grade teacher asked me if I had any brothers. I lied and told her no, I'm an olny child... And she said "Thank goodness!”

    :) :) :)
     
    #5494     Sep 28, 2009
  5. When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
    I was an only child...eventually."
     
    #5495     Sep 28, 2009
  6. When I am in bed with my girlfriend I always like to have classical background music.

    I will admit it, I like to fuck with class.
     
    #5496     Sep 28, 2009
  7. I took a shirt into the drycleaner.
    Lady behind the counter says "Thanks, come again"
    I replied "Its toothpaste, you fucking nosey bitch.
     
    #5497     Sep 28, 2009
  8. fhl

    fhl

    A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, “Make me one with everything.”

    The vendor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The vendor looked at him and said, “Change comes from within.”

    The monk walked away.
     
    #5498     Sep 28, 2009
  9. :D
     
    #5499     Sep 28, 2009
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    #5500     Sep 28, 2009