Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Humpy

    Humpy

    There is a theory that expert economists should specialise a lot

    In fact as the years go by they tend to know more and more about less and less;
    until one fine day it suddenly dawns on them that they know practicaly everything about nothing
     
    #5471     Sep 24, 2009
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    That also applies to how men take care of their hair :)
     
    #5472     Sep 24, 2009
  3. fhl

    fhl

    hey babe,
    wanna come over to <i>myspace</i> and <i>twitter</i> my <i>yahoo</i> 'till I <i>google</i> all over your <i>facebook</i>?
     
    #5473     Sep 24, 2009
  4. lol.

    Running a farm on face book doesn't count as work experience on the resume, go figure.
     
    #5474     Sep 24, 2009
  5. AZheat70

    AZheat70

    #5475     Sep 24, 2009
  6. AZheat70

    AZheat70

    A man picks up a girl at a party. They proceed to her place and things are starting to heat up. He takes his shirt off and washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes his hands again.

    The girl says to him: "I bet you're a dentist."

    Surprised he says: "That's correct, how did you know?"

    "You washed your hands a few times, so I figured you're used to it."

    After a few hours of playing around, she says: "You know what? I'm willing to bet you're a very good dentist."

    "How can you tell?" he asks.

    "I didn't feel a thing..."
     
    #5476     Sep 24, 2009
  7. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Another blonde joke.
     
    #5477     Sep 24, 2009
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    #5478     Sep 24, 2009
  9. <img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2585898 \img>
     
    #5479     Sep 24, 2009
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    This is goooooooood!!! ROFL:)
     
    #5480     Sep 25, 2009