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I don't think we'll be seeing Buffett in Brooklyn anytime soon since he's buying all his suits in China. He's a real guy just like us, buy GS and some chinese suits. Imagine seeing all those people in nebraska with Chinese suits on. Sharp. oohh babyyyyyy............

Imagine he walks into GS and everyone is wearing a chinese suit. rufffff ruufffff. (remember curly used to bark like that).

 

Curly picked up this sweater in Chiina.




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How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.

 

"Did that sweater have a pink bow?"

Sittin' here laughing like I dd 50 years ago when I saw it for the first time. T/U.

 

Kanye West is gonna interupt his funeral...

''Yo, Patrick Swayze, I know you just died and all, and I'm gonna let you finish... But Michael Jackson's Death was the best one this year''.

 

Speaking of Jimmy Carter, Mister Habitat for Humanity, back in the day I fired off a request for funding myself along similiar lines.
I told him I like to build half way houses for girls who don't go all the way.

 

The teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands.

"Carl," she says.

Carl says, "Fox news reports that Swine Flu is contagious."

"Very good," says the teacher.

Then she picks Typhoid Mary, who says, "I'm not contagious".

The teacher says, "Excellent, (cough cough hack hack)"

Then she notices that little Nutmeg has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Nutmeg?"

Nutmeg says, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin' around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, 'Jesus, it's gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence

 

Heredity? Environment?
Heredity? Environment?

The debate continues.

 

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

 

Did you know that studies have indicated that diarrhea is actually a hereditary disease?

Yep… It runs in the jeans!