Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. kaciara

    kaciara

    special one :D
     
    #5371     Sep 4, 2009
  2. I do not understand what the big deal is about Moody's triple 'A' bond ratings.

    I've always felt that one 'A' is enough, eh?
     
    #5372     Sep 4, 2009
  3. What's the capital of Iceland?

    About £3.50
     
    #5373     Sep 4, 2009
  4. It takes alot of balls to play golf the way I do.
     
    #5374     Sep 5, 2009
  5. Masturbation:

    A temporary solution to a permanent problem
     
    #5375     Sep 5, 2009
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    Promptness Is Vital

    After his bitter divorce, Joe was known among his friend for the promptness with which he sent his ex-wife her alimony payment each month. When asked the reason for his rush, he shivered and explained, “I’m afraid that if I ever should fall behind in my payments she might decide to come back!”

    :) :) :)
     
    #5376     Sep 6, 2009
  7. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild,
    fertile and naturally beautiful.


    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to
    trade, especially for someone of real value.


    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and
    convinced of her own beauty.



    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a
    warm and desirable place to visit.


    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and
    all conquering past.


    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war,
    doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.


    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to
    meeting new people.


    After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
    and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
    knowledge.


    GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN



    Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran : ruled by nuts.
     
    #5377     Sep 6, 2009
  8. And people say I have too much time on my hands.



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    #5378     Sep 6, 2009
  9. It recently became apparent to me that the letters "T and G" are too close together on a keyboard.

    This is why I'll never be ending a work e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.
     
    #5379     Sep 6, 2009
  10. BBC News:

    "Taliban demand air strike inquiry"
     
    #5380     Sep 7, 2009