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Heh heh heh. "Psst! Hey buddy! Wanna buy a moon rock?"

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There once was a Senator from Mass.
Who wanted a new piece of a**
He lucked out and found her
He f**ked up and drowned her
Now his chance to be president has passed

 

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

Fucks Funny.

 

While playing golf this morning, I hit two good balls.

I stepped on a rake.

 

Cash for Cribs----

"That's a great cause," he said. "We're working for improvements in child safety, and that's a great cause, too."

I have some other ideas.

Cash for Stovetop popcorn poppers

Cash for Ping Pong tables

Cash for Velvet Elvis

 

Algebra was easy for the Romans because "X" was always 10.

 

Q. Why does Hussein Bolt run so fast ?

A. Only got two small nuts

 

He could run even faster, cause a bolt only needs one nut.

 

A hardware store mouse sits on his nuts and screws.