Jokes 2

When I was younger, I had an unlimited supply of drugs and booze.

Then they cut the umbilical cord.

 

Al Gore welcomes the two newest members of the "mile high club".

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That is so funny.

 

I heard the reports yesterday that the girls would accompany Bill on a jet back to the States.

I could hear the dads scream from my place.......................


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

Barack Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case.

 

How's your "Hopey - Changey going"??

Here's our best hope:

 

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I’m starting to suspect my girlfriend’s not been straight with me.

She’s got a six inch clitoris and her name’s Kevin.

 

On the train today, someone asked me what's in my briefcase.

I told him that inside it was a smaller briefcase.

"And what's in that?" he asked.

I said "there's a succession of briefcases, each one smaller than the last".

"And what's in the smallest one?" he asked.

"Everything I know about the market".

 

If I only had a nickel for every time I've heard that...